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05/19/2003 Archived Entry: "It's gonna be one of those days..."
It's gonna be one of those days...
So, I get out of bed, turn on the TV and learn these three things -
1. Ari Fleischer is set to step down as White House spokesgeek.
2. Scott Peterson's attorney is advancing a Satanic Murder Cult as an alternate theory of Laci Peterson's death.
3. US interrogators are using songs by Barney the dinosaur to help crack recalcitrant Iraqi prisoners.
Now any one of those stories is enough for a screaming headline on what passes for cable news nowadays. I think Bill Hemmer is trying to figure out how to say them all at the same time.
Replies: somebody speaks up.
Dear Blah3,
Have you ever considered the possibility that Ari is a member of a Satanic cult that employs Barney as its "familiar"?
It's just a thought...
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 05/19/2003 07:45 PM NY
