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06/16/2003 Archived Entry: "Speaking of Mark Morford..."
Speaking of Mark Morford...
Here's a taste of his piece on W's vacation that I mentioned earlier. As soon as I can provide a link, I will.
Son Get That Putter Out of Your BushDubya opened a long weekend of golf and fishing by hooking his first drive into a riverbank. He found his stroke on his second try, cheered by his father, who proclaimed it a "good ball!", just before bouncing his giggly monosyllabic son on his crusty knee and letting him suckle from his nipple and then burping him. The first President Bush drove their golf cart up to the first tee, the current president riding shotgun with his feet up on the dash. "Good morning, everybody!" he giggled to a group of reporters, each and every one of whom quietly prayed with every fiber of her being that she could be somewhere, anywhere else at that moment. The smirking little Shrub, who has spent more days of his presidency on vacation than any pres in history, and his crust-monkey father, whose current career as a member of the invidious Carlyle Group, raking in millions off the bogus war in Iraq via military contracts, and who controls the Bush WASP mafia conglomerate, appeared happy to be in each others' company, spanking each others' butts and lighting each others' cigars and talking about how neither has had sex since 1969. "It's a wonderful day to be sucking the goddamn miserable nation dry!" Bush Jr. gleefully spouted, before smacking himself in the face with a seven iron and falling unconscious. "Goddamn, that is so cute!" Bush Sr. exclaimed, admiring his son's antics, just before impaling himself on the gearshift and crumbling over in pain onto the concrete pathway.
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Now that's the kind of shit that I love!
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 06/16/2003 04:12 PM NY
Just keep it coming, it is best to ridicule Evil in all its forms, and this Neocon conspiracy deserves no respect at all.
Posted by David @ 06/19/2003 02:42 AM NY
