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06/25/2003 Archived Entry: "Damn, I wish you were my lawyer..."
Damn, I wish you were my lawyer...
I have no idea who this guy is or where he's from, but he has outlined the procedure that everyone who's being sued by Mikey Weiner should follow. I personally would crawl through glass to watch it happen in a courtroom. In his own words...
MICHAEL SAVAGE SUCKS!Now, sue me you son of a bitch.
Defending one of his "SLAAP" suits would be shooting fish in a barrel. It would be worth the aggravation, just to humiliate his sorry ass in front of a jury -- and the public.
With 75 jury trials under my belt, I could handle my own defense absolutely free. And I will guarantee you, I could make the litigation very expensive -- for him. And whip his ass to boot.
Of course, you would almost certainly have a solid argument to dismiss for failure to state a claim. But I wouldn't raise it. That's what they want. From Savage's point of view, this is cheap harrassment. How much time do they have in it? Draft a complaint and summons, pay somebody to serve it, then file a memorandum to oppose the motion to dismiss -- which you can figure you're going to lose. We're talking 40 hours max. And of course, the Defendants have the time and expense of responding to Savage's nonsense, which is the whole idea.
What they don't count on is an actual trial on the merits. In fact, such a trial would be their worst nightmare. Which is exactly why I would give them one.
Replies: somebody speaks up.
I'm going to slap your sorry ass so hard it hurts!
My goodness, the lengths I have to go to to preserve MY freedom of speech.
Posted by Michael Savage @ 06/26/2003 12:47 PM NY
