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06/26/2003 Archived Entry: "Enough of this liberal nonsense!"
Enough of this liberal nonsense!
I threw out that piece of Commie trash that usually runs this blog, and now it's mine! I'll show you liberal pieces of crap how a blog's run!! And if you don't like it I'll call John Ashcroft, and he'll come and take your damn blog! This internet has gone too long letting the ravings of the Loony Left go unchallenged, and I'm gonna challenge 'em!! You think you can take my millstone? I'll take your goddam millstone!! I demand freedom of speech - for me!! As for you liberals, I'll shut you down!!! I'll take your millstone!!!
It's a good thing I have this blog now, because I was looking out the window earlier at Jose, the landscaper's helper who works on my yard. Damn, I'd like to do some East Side finger tricks with him! If he wasn't one of those insurgent foreigners who's polluting our culture and trying to take my millstone, I'd have him in the bedroom so goddam fast, he'd think he was declared an enemy combatant or something! I'd show him why my real name is Weiner!
But no - I have to fight those urges until they go away. I have to take shelter in the closet until the storm subsides. Like I used to say to my old buddy Allen Ginsberg, 'I'll make you 'Howl', goddamit! Now take off those shorts and let's skinny-dip!!' But that was before I realized that Ginsberg was one of them Red Diaper Doper Babies (a really big, hairy one, but still...) and if I continued to hang with him, I'd probably be marching in the SF Gay Pride parade and married to someone named Brad. And that goddam Brad would up and leave me one day and try to take my millstone!!!
Ah, Brad.... I miss him so. Oops, gotta go wait in the closet. Damn storms.
Replies: 5 people speak up
NO! I'm Michael Savage! And you can't do this to me! I'm gonna sue your sorry ass into the poorhouse!!! You F***ing Bastard! I'll Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!
Posted by Wienerschnitzel @ 06/26/2003 09:30 AM NY
No, I'm Michael Spartacus Savage!
Ummmm, Tony Curtis....so dreamy. Ooooh, Kirk Douglas....what a hunk! Eeeew, Jean Simmons....she's a girl.
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 06/26/2003 09:56 AM NY
Cool. Metro gets the Spartacus ref...
Knew I could depend on you, bud.
Posted by editor @ 06/26/2003 10:00 AM NY
Anytime, bro.
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 06/26/2003 12:34 PM NY
No, I'M Michael Savage. It's pretty easy to tell, because I've got the smallest weeny here.
Posted by Weinerman @ 06/26/2003 12:43 PM NY
