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06/26/2003 Archived Entry: "They found beans! Smoking gun! Smoking gun!!"
They found beans! Smoking gun! Smoking gun!!
All you Saddam-lovers and doubting thomases will be eating crow today. It seems they found bags and bags of beans in Iraq!! Don't you all feel foolish now?
Remember, they eat a lot of beans in Mexico, and look at the threat that Mexico poses every day to this country. I rest my case.
Replies: 2 people speak up
I'm Italian.
My family eats lots of lentils.
Lentils are legumes.
Beans are legumes.
Therefore, beans and lentils are related.
Does that mean my family is a pack of craven Saddam-lovers?
I feel so ashamed of myself.
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 06/26/2003 10:05 AM NY
Remember all the flatulence those beans create after being eaten...we've just discovered those chemical weapons. Remember the phrase..silent but deadly!
Posted by schoolkidhumor @ 06/26/2003 10:22 AM NY
