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07/08/2003 Archived Entry: "You can't make this stuff up, folks..."
You can't make this stuff up, folks...
A break from accomplished missions and the like, from our UK friends at The Sun:
SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.
Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.
And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.
Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.
“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.
“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”
Replies: somebody speaks up.
Must...resist...urge...to...write...somthing...utterly...tasteless...
This poor child's soul is already lost. She will now, no doubt, join the Labour Party and shamelessly challenge Blair's intelligence briefs. Briefs? Did I say briefs?
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 07/08/2003 11:36 AM NY
