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08/04/2003 Archived Entry: "Brothers and sisters, join me in prayer...."
Brothers and sisters, join me in prayer....
Now, you know this is mostly a non-religious blog, but sometimes a prayer comes along that's just too damn good to pass up.
HUSLTER Magazine invites you to join us in prayer. On Tuesday, August 5th at 12:45pm, we have organized a special gathering to pray to God for Fox News Channel blowhard Bill O'Reilly's death.
The service will be held in Los Angeles at Cornerstone Plaza, 1990 S. Bundy Drive. Located on the corner of Bundy Drive and LaGrange Av e.
DISCLAIMER: This serious gathering will truly take place, however if O'Reilly dies, it must be God's will.
Amen, brothers! Amen, sisters!
Replies: 6 people speak up
Praise the Lord! I solemnly renounce my atheism! Praise Jesus, Yahweh, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Ahura Mazdah, Zeus, Jupiter, Baal Marduk, Ashur and, yes, Superman (who, disguised as Clark Kent, a mild-mannered mediawhore for a great metropolitan newspaper fights a never-ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the sloooow, painful, pustule-ridden death of Sir Rupert's cabana boy).
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 08/04/2003 10:20 PM NY
This is the best idea since the National Organization to Shoot Bill O'Reilly Into the Sun.
Posted by Munko @ 08/05/2003 03:01 AM NY
amen! can we have god strike down savage and joe scarborough too? and maybe dennis miller too, he really deserves it. somehow i dont think god is in the murder for hire buisiness though. good luck to them, hope it works.
by the way, how do you think god should do it? something slow and painfull, or something quick, so we dont have to watch the news media talk about how sad it is that he is dying. maybe something ironic, it would be fitting if savage got aids... but that might be too slow, i dont know what would be fitting irony for o'reilly, maybe throat cancer, that would at least shut him up. is it ghoulish to wish for the death of your enemies? does that make us no better than them? either way its damn funny. i think larry flint ought to make this the cornerstone of his run for governor
Posted by justin @ 08/05/2003 03:18 PM NY
why stop at o'reilly? include everyone who has ever or currently works for anything affiliated with news corp.
Posted by jeff @ 08/05/2003 03:43 PM NY
can god please kill jerry fallwell too, i just saw him on crossfire, if there is a god, i dont know how she can suffer a man like falwell to live
Posted by justin @ 08/05/2003 04:52 PM NY
justin asks the very good question:
"is it ghoulish to wish for the death of your enemies? does that make us no better than them?"
I don't know, but I don't want to take any chances. That's why I no longer pray for these yahoos to get dead or even maimed. Rather, I pray for them to have a sudden, crippling attack of self-knowledge. Like the ending of that one issue of Sandman where Morpheus, at the serial killers' convention, takes away the various comforting dreams all those fuckos have been living in.
"For this is my curse upon you: that you shall know, forever and at all times, exactly what you are. And you shall know how little that means. Goodnight."
Posted by Tuxedo Slack @ 08/09/2003 08:15 PM NY
