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10/13/2003 Archived Entry: "Morford on Limbaugh"
Morford on Limbaugh
From the newsletter, so there's no link. As usual, Morford nails all four corners firmly to the floor.
Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat VicodinConservative commentator and noted oozing racist hunk of homophobic slug-lickin' hate-spewin' joy Rush Limbaugh stunned heavily narcotized listeners of his nationwide hate-a-palooza radio show by announcing on the air that he's hooked on painkillers and is checking himself into rehab, though he also announced that he is not, contrary to widespread long-standing rumors, and contrary to every single indication present in the universe as you know it, actually made entirely of icky blue pus and sharp rusty metal shards the skin of 1,000 pig cadavers filled with the moldy esophagi of three million cursed petrified African black dung beetles formerly worn as a nice necklace by Satan. "The part about the pus being blue is patently false," the noted hunka hunka burnin' homophobia did not say. "More typical goddamn commie liberal crap, is what it is. Call me right now you minions of drunken dittoheads and tell me how right I am."
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Oh, the horror, the horror! The horror of excessively long run-on sentences. Oy, I like some of Morford's stuff, but when he gets going on one of his diatribes like that, I have this image in my head of some prissy little man, ranting effeminately at the top of his screechy little voice. It lessens the impact of what he has to say, dilutes his message. Somebody introduce this guy to a period, or at least a comma. Or send his ass across the bay to my alma mater at Berkeley so he can take some writing classes.
Posted by Stentor @ 10/13/2003 02:54 PM NY
I'm getting tired of hearing how Pigboy got hooked on painkillers because of his back surgery. My wife and I both have had back surgery for herniated disks and, while we both continue to have back pain, neither of us are addicted to OxyContin, hydrocodone or any other painkiller, provided you discount the 5 o'clock scotch. What a wuss.
Posted by lonestar @ 10/13/2003 02:57 PM NY
I like some of Morford's stuff, but when he gets going on one of his diatribes like that[, i]t lessens the impact of what he has to say, dilutes his message.
In my opinion, it increases the impact of what he has to say. Mark Morford is the only writer who can convey, in written form, the "outrage overload" (as the great Dan Perkins called it) that has been hitting so many of us so hard the last going-on-3-years-now.
Posted by Tuxedo Slack @ 10/13/2003 06:19 PM NY
That may be true, in your opinion Tux, but you have to admit that the sentence above is a bit long.
Posted by Stentor @ 10/13/2003 10:00 PM NY
if you've only been overloaded with outrage for the past 3 years you haven't been paying attention. sure, clinton was a much better president (not to mention human being) than bush 1 or bush 2, but thats still pretty shitty. clinton did a lot to eliminate our civil rights, destroy our manufacturing base in this country, and most importantly he is responsible for the globalization monster that has been loosed upon all of us. i just love the fact that its only now, when its so blatantly obviouse that we are being screwed, that anyone seems to notice. when "our" guy was in power we were more than happy to look the other way. granted, bush makes clinton look like roosevelt, but thats only through comparison. we havnt had a single worthy leader in my lifetime (granted im only 25, and i do like carter, but he was pretty damn innefective) i guess what im saying is that we need to realize that its not the conservatives alone who are our enemies (although they certainly are our enemies) but centerist and right wing democrats, like leiberman, or completely innefective democrats like al gore, are also the enemy as well. we cant give people a pass simply because they call themselves democrats, that means about as much as me calling myself a communist, sure i think the communists had a lot of great ideas, but i would never live my life as one. that is the same with the middle of the road democrats. they like liberal ideas, but they would never govern that way if they were elected. i just like to put some different thoughts out there, since we all seem to be on the same basic idea
Posted by justin @ 10/13/2003 11:01 PM NY
I have a severe service-connected combat related back injury. I have had several back surgeries and presently Harrington 2028 rods along my spine, a fusion that is broken at L-3, and three other fractured vertebrae. The VA Hospital in SLC will not operate any more, it would be too "extensive". I restrict my medication to Hyrdocodone. I consider myself fortunate. I was medevac'ed to Ward 3-C at Brooks General Hospital in San Antonio, Tx. At the time, 3-C was the "Stump Ward" for all the returned Vietnam Veterans who had at least one missing limb. They deserve the sympathy, not I and DAMN SURE NOT RUSH LIMBAUGH!!
Posted by Nelosn Raver @ 10/14/2003 12:00 AM NY
This site must be the place where Al Franken got all of his "credible documentation" for his Non-bias book about people who dont tell the truth. Not that Al would do asnything of the sort.
Posted by Buckley @ 10/15/2003 06:15 PM NY
