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10/14/2003 Archived Entry: "Tigers: The New Sharks"
Tigers: The New Sharks
In hopes of further distracting their dwindling audience from the massive failure in Iraq, CNN has found a woman who got her leg bitten by a shark. Combine this story with the coverage they've been giving to the Siegfried & Roy episode, and you've got the makings of a hot new Fear Point.
I'm wondering how long it will take for the White House to allege that Al Queda has specially-trained tigers of mass destruction.
Replies: 6 people speak up
how about sharks filled with nerve gas..... squirrels laced with small pox.... mustard gas in the nations mustard supply.... al qaeda infiltration of major league baseball..... anthrax on powdered doughnuts..... a plan to crash the good year blimp filled with radioactive plague infected fleas into the world series.... just a few ideas if the tigers dont keep being a worthy distraction.... and finnally, what if kobe bryant killed laci peterson? it could happen
Posted by justin @ 10/14/2003 02:06 PM NY
Tigers, sharks, bah! I mock your fear. It's all about the Killer Bees, dude. They're coming our way, millions of 'em!
Excellent post, Justin. It gave me quite a chuckle. Hope your hand is better.
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 10/14/2003 02:42 PM NY
yeah, my hand is much better. echinacia and golden seal work miracles. i was really afraid i was going to have to go to the doctor. it happened so close to the tiger mauling that i was afraid my cat had started to watch telivision, and it was being a bad influence
Posted by justin @ 10/14/2003 04:11 PM NY
hahhaha. you should link the james goldborough piece from
signinsandiego.com about faux news called, "the media and public misconceptions". it's an indictment of murdoch.
here's some good news too...
my wife got quoted in today's ajc about faux news. she blasted cnn by saying they took ted turner's baby and poisoned it.
Posted by jeff @ 10/14/2003 06:06 PM NY
Justin! You're psychic!
"al qaeda infiltration of major league baseball"
One of them was in the stands in Chicago yesterday!
Posted by lonestar @ 10/15/2003 10:25 AM NY
yeah, i live in chicago, that poor guy is going to get murdered, i dont like baseball, dont care about the cubs, and that even pisses me off, so i cant imagine what a die hard cubs fan must be thinking about doing to him. they just showed his face on cnn, and talked about the fact that he is a little league coach, that should be enough for someone to track the poor bastard down, what was he thinking? its just lucky for him that the cubs would have lost anyway, or else he would have to leave the state
Posted by justin @ 10/15/2003 11:27 AM NY
