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01/20/2004 Archived Entry: "I got this weird-ass hunch about the SotU tonight..."
I got this weird-ass hunch about the SotU tonight...
I've been in head-down mode all day, working on different stuff and not even bothering to turn on the teevee today, so I missed everyone's 'previews' of the state if the Union address tonight. But knowing ThugCo like I've come to over the past three years, knowing their propensity to lie, and then tell a bigger lie just to up the audacity factor, and then tell another i>bigger lie, it can only come to the most illogical conclusion possible. so I'm making a bold prediction here.
Tonight, George W. Bush will declare victory in the War on Terror.
You heard it here first. and if I'm wrong.... so fuckin' what? I'm not watching that turd anyway.
Replies: 9 people speak up
Uh hello, he caught Saddam, it's already been won.
Posted by salvage @ 01/20/2004 07:18 PM NY
No, if he announces victory in the war on terror he wont have any issues to scare people into obedience... i think he will declare that the martians are harboring terrorists, and building a giant cosmic death ray. Now, to save democracy and freedom from the Martian menace, we have no choice but to launch a pre-emptive strike against the evil forces of the great Martian mother brain.
Now, keep in mind, this will not be a war against the Martian people, or their dirty space religion, but instead, it will be a war to bring freedom and capitalism to the civilized planets of the solar system...
It’s really not that much more idiotic than whatever bush will really say tonight, is it?
Posted by justin @ 01/20/2004 07:39 PM NY
What are u fucking retard? Saddam had fuck all to do with the war on terror. ERGO: his being caught does not mean shit in regard to a resolution to the war on terror. You cannot win a war on terror, its like trying to win a war on jealousy. Not gonna happen. To think otherwise is futile, narrowminded, stupid and an invite to totalitarianism.
Posted by djdissent @ 01/20/2004 09:15 PM NY
Well... Bush has officially insulted my intelligence (small as it is). He said we need the patriot act, that some sections of the patriot act are expiring, and it needs to be renewed. Quite a laughable statement.
The patriot act violates the freedom that our country stands for. It's very being makes me ill, and yet our so called leader is proud of it.
He needs to be voted out. NOW!
Posted by sellursoul @ 01/20/2004 09:37 PM NY
christ, does anyone else feel physically ill watching this? Is a wrong to wish a man had never been born?
Posted by djdissent @ 01/20/2004 10:03 PM NY
djdissent
You need to check your sarcasm filter I think it's set to high.
Posted by salvage @ 01/21/2004 06:22 AM NY
I was especially proud of the few Democrats that interjected applause into the Monkey's babble that caused him to stutter and cast them his classic glaring smirk. Made him look like the small man he really is.... can't take criticism of any sort.
Posted by lonestar @ 01/21/2004 10:02 AM NY
I couldn't stomach the whole thing. I had to turn it off, and play the GameCube and retreat into Lala land.
Perhaps to get through the whole speach I should have played the drinking game:
http://www.drinkinggame.us
Posted by sellursoul @ 01/21/2004 10:07 AM NY
you're right.. i think maybe it was :)
Posted by djdissent @ 01/21/2004 01:10 PM NY
