Would they be called Whitsama?

OK, I don't buy this for a minute, but I forward this because it made it's a pretty good laugh. There's a new book out by a Sudanese poet and novelist named Kola Boof, and she claims Osama bin Laden kept her as a sex slave for several months 10 years ago. And in it, she reveals what Osama really desires, even more than the destruction of America:

"Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston," she says in the book, excerpted in the magazine Harpers' Bazaar. "He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't.

"He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar. [....]

"How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

If that's not funny enough (except the part about killing Bobby Brown--that shows some judgment), then try on this reader comment: "Yeah, but how would he get round Kevin Costner?" Baby, with a cast like that, I could get the picture greenlighted in no time. [tag:Osama bin Laden] [tag:Whitney Houston]