All I can really add is 'BWAAAHAHAHA!!!'

God, the Allen campaign is fucking disintegrating before my eyes. But to their credit, they may have invented the Twinkie Defense for the 21st Century - they attacked Mike Stark because he was violent on the internets, whatever the fuck that means.

The Allen campaign later put out a news release calling on the Democratic challenger Jim Webb to restrain his "out of control supporter."

The campaign said Stark had confronted Allen before and had been removed by event security.

"Stark has a history of violent outbursts on the Daily Kos, an extreme left-wing Web site," the campaign said in the release.

It'd be funny if it weren't so friggin' pathetic. No, wait - it's both funny and pathetic.

I hope Stark becomes a millionaire at the expense of the Macaca campaign.