All right, one more. Then I'm done for a bit.
Despite my wanting-to-smash-everything mood today, this made me laugh. Originalpckelly over at the DU predicts that bush will deliver his Beeeeg Speech tonight in a series of haikus.
"Republicans lost,
now I have to change my plan,
strategy has failed.
My dad tried to help,
Baker tried to make me change,
neo-cons said stay.
Iran is evil,
and Syria is bad too,
no talking to them.
Victory not loss,
we must fight them over there,
al-Qaeda Iraq.
Surge like a strong man,
no pull out until job done,
not Defeatocrat.
Twenty thousand plus!
National guard more, more years.
Surge and not retreat!
I am a strong man,
I am a war President,
I will win Iraq!
You will follow me,
you will never question me,
a war President.
One billion dollars,
for Iraqi jobs program,
Iraq be employed.
Total surge to cost,
seven billion dollars, now.
Maybe more later.
Goodnight and may God bless America"
I needed that.