CNN's breaking news: Autopsy-Turvy

Y'know, I was just sitting there munching on my breakfast burrito when I found myself wondering, "gee, when is Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy gonna happen?" And thank my lucky stars, there was CNN with their JUST IN banner reporting that indeed, the autopsy is under way. And they even have a reporter on location to catch the details that might otherwise fall through the cracks. Now I feel so much better, and I can go out and function in the world. And I'll have a useful bit of information to chat about with the people that I meet.

Jumpin' Jeebus (sorry Mr. Donohue!), it's enough to make you long for the days of innocence and sweetness where we just worried about Astronauts in Diapers.