But, But... Those Are OUR Toys...

... "Give em BACK!!!"-- George W. Bush

Boy-- just IMAGINE the hot and tasty US DoD goodies that the Russians are finding as ground score behind the Georgian Army... "Slightly used, dropped once."

via AFP

CRAWFORD, Texas (AFP) — The White House on Tuesday demanded that Moscow return any US equipment its forces seized in Georgia, amid reports Russian troops grabbed some US military vehicles.

"If the Russians have it, it needs to be returned immediately," spokesman Gordon Johndroe said as US President George W. Bush followed the Georgia crisis from his ranch near this tiny Texas town.

"But there's conflicting reports on it right now. We'd certainly expect that the Russians would return any equipment that is US equipment and return it quickly, if, in fact, they do have it," Johndroe told reporters.

"There's some, also, indications that they've made that assurance. If they've made that assurance, they need to honor that commitment, as well," he said, describing the reports as "too sketchy" as to the material's location.

Russian forces in Georgia seized five Humvees (High-Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle) that either belong or had belonged to the US military from the port of Poti, witnesses said.

Give 'em BACK!

HAW!!!

No. George is honestly NOT worried one damned bit about some HumVees. We just gave over a shitload of super serious toys, and DARPA Happy Fun Balls (Google Video Link) to the Russians, and you can imagine, to the entire NotWest.

Give 'em BACK!!!

Oh, hell that is one of George's bestest yet.

Oh, gods almighty we are so FUCT.