Wasilla.

No fire department? No schools? No social services at all?? What the fuck??

Plus, it looks like being clueless is a normal thing with mayors of Wasilla. I expected the one in that interview to chirp 'In what respect, Churlie?' when she was asked about her normal day. Blank looks and pregnant silences must come with the office.

(And why does Comedy Central even bother putting embed code on their site if they don't make the goddamn videos available? Just askin'.)