Is Our Children Learning?

I know that it is hard to put food on your family, and John Assrocket needs to post stuff onto the internets to keep his Republican Welfare ad revenue pouring in, but all he needed to do was use the Googles to keep himself from this embarrassment:

Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn't raise his standards, he will exceed Bush's total before he is inaugurated.

Assrocket completely misunderestimated Bush's ability to fuck-up the English language. To wit: