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07/09/2003 Archived Entry: "Morford on Savage..."
Morford on Savage...
Well, not on Savage.... you know what I mean...
MSNBC on Monday fired Michael Savage for some astonishingly rabid anti-gay comments. The depressingly popular and deeply noxious ultra-right wing radio talk show host who hosted a failing weekend TV show for the cable channel referred to a caller to his show as a "sodomite" and said he should "get AIDS and die." The brash, tough-talking mega-prick Savage is one of radio's hottest jocks, and is also one of the universe's most painful pararectal warts. His Paul Revere Society advocates closing borders, deporting illegal immigrants, mandating health tests for immigrants, eliminating entitlement programs, and drinking bad pisswater beer in someone's skanky suburban Dallas garage until they all throw up in the cooler and pass out and have sweat-soaked dreams wherein they giddily smear each other with tubs of Country Crock while flagellating each other with copies of Soldier of Fortune and some nice satin undies. The TV version of "The Savage Nation" began March 8 but pretty much sat there like a reeking little boil on the ass of Major Media, festering and hissing and pretty much proving what every sentient creature anywhere knew all along, that Savage himself is a terribly sad and homoerotically repressed and pathetic little figure quite possibly deserving of warm-hearted and forgiving pity from us all, but then again not really.
All I can possibly add is ouch.
Replies: somebody speaks up.
amen!
Posted by phillip @ 07/09/2003 07:40 PM NY
