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07/09/2003 Archived Entry: "Hey, kids! Be the first on your block!"
Hey, kids! Be the first on your block!
This is either too funny to be real, or too real to be funny. You decide.

Be among the first to have the hottest new political collectible of the year. Turn the crank to hear “Hail to the Chief” and out pops George W. Bush, complete with presidential podium. Box is metal and measures 51/2”h x 51/4” square closed. When open, 113/4” h. Figure is hard rubber and fabric.
Replies: 5 people speak up
Turn crank...music plays...clown pops up. What's the problem?
Posted by lonestar @ 07/10/2003 09:40 AM NY
You have waaaaay too much time on your hands! But this is really too funny...
I wonder if the Wonder, er, Bush, twins have one of these yet?
Posted by (: Tom :) @ 07/10/2003 09:49 AM NY
"Figure is hard rubber and fabric." Are you referring to the toy or the president?
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 07/10/2003 10:12 AM NY
...and when his insipid head pops up, you pop him one with a baseball bat.
Sorta like pResidental Whack-a-Mole.
Posted by Maru @ 07/10/2003 04:04 PM NY
Yeah. I've seen those in some stores.
I call it a "Jackass-in-the-box."
Posted by Hesiod @ 07/11/2003 07:59 AM NY