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01/28/2004 Archived Entry: "You want vapid? Here ya go..."

You want vapid? Here ya go...

Lloyd Grove may have just raised the bar for campaign snark.

Since the Massachusetts senator's Iowa victory last week, operatives for rival Democratic campaigns have been insinuating that Kerry is getting Botox injections, paralyzing the muscles that produce worry lines.

What's next? Looking into the candidates' med records to check for vasectomies?

Replies: 5 people speak up

I'm REAL glad the press is wasting our our time with sweaters, socks and Botox!

More gossipy crap, what speculative crap is next?

Maureen Dowd just heard Dean might get a make over from the Fab Five on Queer eye!

This is just an unconfirmed rumor I made up but it's news anyways!!!

Posted by Smafty @ 01/28/2004 06:56 AM NY

Yeah? And I hear that both George W. AND Laura Bush are taking large doses of IBOGAIN-- a "speep" drug extracted from fresh, human ADRENAL GLANDS.

News flash from Dr. Hunter S. Thompson... It worked on Muskie...

Posted by monkeyfister @ 01/28/2004 10:02 AM NY

Yeah? And I hear that both George W. AND Laura Bush are taking large doses of IBOGAIN-- a "speed" drug extracted from fresh, human ADRENAL GLANDS.

News flash from Dr. Hunter S. Thompson... It worked on Muskie...

Posted by monkeyfister @ 01/28/2004 10:03 AM NY

And we expect MORE from a GOSSIP column??? "Vapid" is pretty much a requirement for anything in that category!

Posted by Tina @ 01/28/2004 12:01 PM NY

Judy Woodruff is doing a piece on that same topic, right now on CNN.

Posted by Stentor @ 01/30/2004 04:02 PM NY

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