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02/18/2004 Archived Entry: "Breslin provides background"
Breslin provides background
Besides reiterating his complete disdain for Bush, Breslin runs down what was going on on the last day Bush got paid in the Guard.
There can be no dispute that George Bush attended some drills in the Texas Air National Guard in the first four months of 1972. By then, there were 56,000 dead Americans and the air losses in Vietnam continued. It isn't difficult to count Bush's days on duty in the Texas Guard because he wasn't present so many times. Only 26 days. If George Bush had been a milkman, children would have starved.He believes he is a warrior president. He is not. He is a war dodger. He confuses himself with George Patton, and proudly passes a National Guard record around all over America.
There was a cheap argument between the hack flacks in the White House and the Pekingese of the Press over whether Bush attended a dentist one day.
Yes! He certainly was in the dentist's chair.
Give him the silver Medal for Molars!
Replies: 3 people speak up
people just dont give the media enough credit. they still do important news....
for instance, right now, CNN is doing a hard hitting in depth news story titled "how dirty is your shower curtain" that is some ground breaking shit there. imagine, there are germs in the room that you shit in every day, who could have guessed. thank you CNN for providing such an important public service. just think, i might have been exposed to millions of harmless little germs that havnt bothered me a bit the last 26 years of bathing. you saved me just in time. ill go boil my towels now, and buy a new tooth brush. thank you for your journalistic integrity....
now, how about some michael jackson coverage already.....
Posted by justin @ 02/18/2004 11:48 AM NY
Jimmy Breslin has just replaced Howard Dean as my personal God and Savior. Why isn't this guy on cable? Yeah, I know, that's pretty naive of me. Sorry.
Justin, if my shower stall uses sliding glass doors, does that mean my family is safe from these Bacteria Terra-ists? Have any of these Bacteria been observed carrying almanacs?
Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 02/18/2004 12:18 PM NY
they said to replace your shower curtain every month, i can only assume that includes shower doors. do you think time warner has stock in any bathroom retailers? who in their right mind buys a new shower curtain every month, that is grounds for institutionalization. all this antibacterial shit is just making people sick. i have a friend whos mom was a hypocondriac, and she bathed him 2 or 3 times a day, and cleaned everything with antibacterial cleansers, and now he has severe asthma as a result. germs are not bad for you unless you get them somewhere they shouldnt be. people need to grow up. these are the same people who dont believe in evolution, but they believe that germs are out to get them. its amazing what one well taught science class in high school could do for this country
Posted by justin @ 02/18/2004 12:49 PM NY