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03/05/2004 Archived Entry: "Call me Cementhead."

Call me Cementhead.

Man, I seem to have caught the Cold of the Year. I'm really surprised I'm getting anything at all done today.

But I'm not complaining - it could be worse. I could be Crisco Johnny.

Must not think evil thoughts...must not think evil thoughts....

Get well soon, Ashcroft, you freakin' loon. Then resign for your health. Thanks.

Replies: 6 people speak up

gall stones are too good for that fundamentalist bastard. i hope it only gets worse. where's your god now johnny?

Posted by justin @ 03/05/2004 12:18 PM NY

"God told me to smite him. And I smote him."

--George W. Bush, speaking to Mahmoud Abbas, in 2002

ha ha

Later,

Posted by Daddy-O @ 03/05/2004 12:21 PM NY

"God told me to smite him. And I smote him."

--George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein, to Mahmoud Abbas, in 2002

ha ha

Later,

Posted by Daddy-O @ 03/05/2004 12:21 PM NY

dear johnny the boozer,
have a drink on me,you one way,never pay f*cker.say your prayers!

Posted by lush @ 03/05/2004 02:41 PM NY

Blah3: have a shot of wheatgrass.

Ashcroft: have a shot of cyanide. I can always dream, can't I? It ani't illegal -- yet.

Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 03/05/2004 07:01 PM NY

Sorry, "ani't" = "ain't." Too much wine.

Posted by Metropolitan99 @ 03/05/2004 07:02 PM NY

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