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03/05/2004 Archived Entry: "All other news in the world has suddenly ceased to exist."
All other news in the world has suddenly ceased to exist.
AP reports a pending verdict in the Martha Stewart trial.
Good Gawd, CNN has dropped everything, suspended their schedule in anticipation of the verdict.
This is really, really pathetic. CNN behaves like one of my cats when you dangle something shiny in front of them, except my cats are cuter when being so completely stupid.
If the pending Stewart verdict were a moving object, CNN would run right off a cliff chasing it. If the pending verdict were a dog, CNN would be another dog trying to sniff butt.
Fucking pathetic.
On the other hand, now they'll hustle Martha off my TV for a while.
Replies: 5 people speak up
Nah, if she's found innocent, she'll be doing the talk show circuit for a while. If she's convicted they'll do a special on how to decorate an 8-by-8' prison cell.
Posted by Tina @ 03/05/2004 03:19 PM NY
I have made my share of fun of Martha Syrup but by DAMN I fail to see the justice here. Her company is now Convicted Felon Omnimedia while the guys who ran Tyco into the ground just had the two worst charges against them dropped by the judge, and Ken Lay is still walking around free.
Meanwhile, it is Friday afternoon so keep an eye out for the Weekend News Dump of anything embarrassing to the WH. First entry:
FEC Looks to Rein In Anti-Bush Groups
Posted by Xan @ 03/05/2004 03:36 PM NY
Guilty guilty guilty.
Posted by Furhouse @ 03/05/2004 03:39 PM NY
good, now they can say that they put an end to corporate crime. don't you feel better now that our benevolent technocrats have solved yet another of life's big problems?
Posted by justin @ 03/05/2004 04:53 PM NY
If there's one thing Mel taught us, it's that Americans love a good flaying.
Oh, and Ken Lay is still unindicted.
Posted by skimble @ 03/05/2004 05:04 PM NY
